Apollo

APOLLO. YOU SEE THAT NAME? IT'S THE NAME OF THE MOST AWESOME GOD EVER! THEY DIDN'T DARE CHANGE HIS NAME BETWEEN THE GREEKS AND ROMANS, UNLESS THEY WANTED TO DIE BY ONE OF HIS ARROWS. THERE'S A REASON THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON WAS ON THE APOLLO 13. THEY KNEW THAT THAT MOMENT WOULD BE SO EARTH-SHATTERING, THEY DECIDED TO NAME THE MISSION SOMETHING RADICAL TOO! THIS DUDE'S SO AMAZING HE CAN'T EVEN DECIDE WHAT TO BE THE GOD OF! HE'S BEEN THE GOD OF THE SUN, HEALING, MUSIC, PLAGUE, ART, AND WHATEVER HE WANTED!! YOU KNOW ACHILLES? THE GUY WHO COULDN'T BE KILLED? GUESS WHO KILLED HIM? THAT'S RIGHT, ACHILLES DID!!! WITH AN ARROW TO THE ANKLE! THINK YOU COULD MAKE THAT SHOT? NO. YOU CAN BARELY GET A SINGLE KILL IN CALL OF DUTY ONLINE WITH AN AK-47. THIS GUY COULD GET MORE KILLS THAN YOU WITH A SHARP STICK AND A PIECE OF TWINE!!

SEE THAT? THAT'S APOLLO UP IN THE SKY RAINING DEATH FROM ABOVE LIKE A TOTAL BOSS AS PAINTED BY JACQUES-LOUIS DAVID

THIS HERE IS APOLLO DANCING WITH DAPHNE, SCULPTED BY BERNINI

AND THIS HERE'S A LYRE. THIS BAD BOY WAS PLAYED BY APOLLO UP ON MOUNT OLYMPUS SO THE GODS AND GODDESSES COULD GET THEIR BOOGIE ON